Beer Soaked Clothing

Drunk Guy and a Stun Gun

2007-10-10T20:16:00.000-07:00

This guy got drunk and willingly let some one use a stun gun on him, he didn't seem to mind to much.

Drunks with a 1,000,000 volt stungun

Unusual ways to open a bottle of beer

2007-07-03T09:24:00.000-07:00

Opening a beer bottle with all sorts of things is something I do a lot of, but the gal in this video has taken it a step further and has shown us how she opens beer bottles.

Cool way to open beer bottles!!

If you've been to Beer Soaked Clothing before you'll notice that I haven't posted here in a long long time, well I'm gonna start again, but this time I'm gonna keep it really simple, I'm gonna focus only on Beer, Beer Drinkers and drunk people.

The Devil Dared Me To, should kick ass

2006-10-30T22:37:00.000-08:00

Used to watch this Kiwi program called "Back Of The Y" It was a program full of trash talk, amateur hard out stunts, fire works, beers and swears. It was bloody great, awhile ago a caught the end of a TV special they made called Bogans' Heroes. I was pissed of that I had missed it. But I checked out their site and they've put it up on Youtube. So here's the first part.

You can watch the other two parts here Loosetothemax. They also have another short movie at their site called Vaseline Warriors IV.

They have also made a Feature length movie that's called "The Devil Dared Me To: The Randy Cambell story" I don't know if it's finished or when it will be released but it looks good I'm looking forward to a fun Kiwi film.

Great list of not posting apologies.

2006-10-19T19:16:00.000-07:00

Was just checking my referrals and I saw a link from a site I hadn't seen before, I found it pretty interesting and funny, It's a list of Sorry I haven't posted in awhile quotes from various blogs, I've been quoted from this post Haven't posted in awhile maybe I need an electric shock as saying "work has turned out to be a curse and blessing, more money but I work with a bunch of alcoholics"

Well laters

Converted to blogger beta

2006-10-16T07:17:00.000-07:00

I've been holding off from changing to blogger because I knew I was gonna have to learn a new coding language and I also knoew i was going to have to build eveything again. I like blogger beta I have been using it on a test blog, the only thing I'm disapointing is that the code I was using for the expandable posts no longer works, I have found another way to do this but I don't think I can customize the titles easily so I'm going to have to stick the videos in the Read More... expandable part of the post

This is were the videos will be when I get around to posting more frequently.

Haven't posted in awhile maybe I need an eletric shock

2006-10-11T08:07:00.000-07:00

been awhile between posts eh, work has rurned out to be a curse and blessing, more money but I work with a bunch of alcoholics. I finish work at about 9ish in the evening and then go clubing soon after and then I sleep all day. Blogging has taken a back seat at the moment because of this.

Anyway here's a video I made, it's pretty lame but it's the first I have made, it's of my mate touching and electric fence on th farm.

Ok, now I don't now when I will post next, I'm drinking so much I think I'm goin to need AA soon so I thik I'll be able to post then.

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2 weeks without a computer

2006-09-05T06:37:00.000-07:00

Been awhile since my last post, my computer decided to die. It sometimes works like it is now but for the most part it doesn't turn on, can't be arsed getting it fixed so I'm getting a new one.

Since I haven't had ready access to a computer for a week or two I've noticed how shit T.V is, I've also realised how much time I used to spend in front of my computer and it was a lot, if I wasn't out partying and drinking I was on the computer. I don't think that will change though especially with my new computer.

I was so board with out it I went out and got a proper job in a bar, finish work and straight onto drinking, great stuff.

Well I'll leave y'all with an oldy but a goody.
Angry cubical guy (Embed)

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Mentos and diet coke gone bad

2006-08-23T05:54:00.000-07:00

When I first saw what could be done with Mentos and Diet Coke I thought that I might give it a shot and record it, put it on the net and be funny. I realized soon after that everyone else had the same idea, so I thought flag that. In this video a guy eats some Mentos and drinks some Diet Coke and then he starts hurting.

I haven't tried this out yet but seems it ain't a myth, seems like it'll be a good party trick. Still need to find out where to get invisible string from, have an urge to float cards.

I can't believe the looks on these peoples faces, they are so amazed at a guy drinking water really really fast, if it were a bottle of JDs now that would be impressive.
Fastest Water Drinker (Embed)

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Just as a Random thought email me a photo of your brand of beer and I'll post it on this blog or use the forum and if you have a site you want to promote check out the Picture Post.

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Look how realistic the PlayStation 3s graphics are

2006-08-22T07:06:00.000-07:00

Back with some more evidence on how the Playstation 3 will be awsome. Just take a look at how realistic the graphics are.
Doom on the playstation 3 (Embed)

Ooo snap!!!

I guess the reason why I don't get the hype of the Wii is because I was a Sega baby.

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Why are people loving on the Wii

2006-08-21T06:03:00.000-07:00

I've said this about Nintendo's Wii before and I'll say it again, after a long days drinking all I want to do is sit back, relax and play some games. I don't want to be sitting on the edge of my seat waving a goofy looking wand around, that's what the eye toy is for, a good 20 or so minutes of jumping up and down and acting like a fool before I sit back and get into some serious gaming.

I've read comments about how people are looking forward to picking up a Wii controller, popping in the new Star Wars game and going mental Light Sabre on some wookies but I'm guessing that like the eye toy most people would get tired and want to sit back with a good old controller.

The Wii seems to want to break the mould and create a new innovative console and it seems judging by the buzz on social sites such as digg that people are hoping that it will succeed, I feel that it wont but thats just my opinion.

As for the negative buzz about the PlayStation 3 all I have to say is it seems they are staying with what works, only everything about it is hugely more powerful. I read somewhere about how a PlayStation 3 Grand Theft Auto might benefit from 50GB of space on a single Blu-ray disc, about 15GB for game data, models, animation and everything else which leaves 35GB for loads more little extras. What I read went on about how they could use that extra space for the audio portion of the game, that's like 3000 songs, hours upon hours of talk back and more radio stations than you can shake a wookie at.

As you can see I'm a PlayStation fan and with the huge space of the Blu-ray discs I see a lot more room for innovation over the Wii's 8.5GBs of disc space, the eye-toy gimickiness of the Wii is putting me off a little also.

I don't know how to end this rant so I'm going to leave y'all with a video of a fat guy in a tub talking about PlayStation 3.
WARNING he has back pimples (Embed)

Nintendo Wii PlayStation 3 Sony PS3

Food poisoning sucks

2006-08-18T06:29:00.000-07:00

Well I haven't posted in almost 2 weeks, I've been down from food poisoning, a bunch of us came down with it after a delightful meal at McDonald's it was the only common factor with all that got it.

To get over it I stayed in bed the first day without eating anything the second day I didn't eat a thing but I went clubbing and drank a huge amount of booze, if it can kill a liver it should be able to kill food poisoning right? the third day I had a little to eat but had a mean hang over, i thought screw this the best cure for a hang over is to drink more so I went out again and drank even more.

This happened over the last week and the week before that I just couldn't get motivated into posting anything, I'm gonna need to upgrade my Internet connection, sick of waiting for streams that cut out half way through the video.

How to make a playing card float

2006-08-08T06:32:00.000-07:00

Learnt some pretty good magic tricks over the years at various parties, the only problem is that I promptly forget them the next day. I think the trick to remembering them may be to learn them while I'm sober.

I'm on dialup speed at the moment so streaming videos is an ass hole, I found a couple that interested me, one was for bending spoons and one was for becoming invisible, they were each about 5 minutes long and on dialup took about an hour to load. I streamed the first few seconds just to see if they were for real, seemed professional enough and went out for a bit, came back and started watching them, they were duds farking ended up with some crappy camera effects, pissed me right off.

So I had a brief look around and found this one on how to float a playing card. It's a simple enough trick but now I have to find some where to get invisible string.
How to make a card float (Embed)

Make A Card Float - video powered by Metacafe

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Another trip to the metal hospital

2006-08-05T21:17:00.000-07:00

Got pissed as again last night, same old though, went for drive through town coz we all poor bastards, did the rounds and met up with a few others we decided to go up to the old mental hospital again this time I had my camera, we didn't get inside however half the dudes chickened out and as the rest of us were at the entrance to the building my mate fell over and cut himself.

Here's a couple photos from the hospital:

I don't think we'll be going back up there anytime soon, I also think the buildings are set for demolition.

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Fast cars, Minigolf and Haunted Houses

2006-08-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

Went out last night, it was supposed to be a quiet drink but it ended up being a full on booze up.

We started out at the drags in the Hutt Valley, this is where all the boy racers meet up on a Thursday night, not much happening there but we did see a couple of dudes chasing after a cop car one of the guys ended up kicking the cop car, I thought the police would hop out and lay down the law but they just drove off.

We headed into to town after that, hit a few clubs had some more drinks but it was pretty dead. We left town at about 3ish making our way home but ended up driving past the minigolf place so we hopped out of the car and played a little after hours putt putt, made a hole in one on the first hole and fell over a few times, great fun.

Time to head up to the old mental hospital, we spent about an hour searching the old abandoned buildings up there, freaking ourselves out. The sober driver stayed in the car and had a sleep, I probably wouldn't have gone in if I weren't drunk. The buildings had loads of old furniture and looked like lots of people had parties up there, it's a squatters paradise to.

I ended up getting dropped off at about 6am, so much for the quiet drink. Good night though fast cars, clubs, minigolf, haunted houses, loads of beer and a wicked hang over.

Seems like those racers followed me home, all I've been hearing tonight is burnouts and sirens.

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Bumble Bee pics from the Transformer Movie

2006-08-02T06:34:00.000-07:00

My hopes for the Transformers movie are very high, though I know virtually nothing about its production, There's a couple of good pics of Bumble Bee on a blog called Gahsoon, it aint what I remembered Bumble Bee to look like but it does look bad ass, the second pic of an annimatronic looking beast doesn't look that convincing to me I just hope they do it well. Click the picture for bigger view over at Gahsoon.

Transformer

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Fight over a cheese burger

2006-08-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

An inmate from Southern State Correctional Facility applied for a liquor license but was denied, I could imagine what that would be like, singles nights, happy hour, 1 cigarette for a handle 3 for a shot, bouncers with guns, last call before lock down, would be great.

These dudes will probably end up in jail at some point in time, this guy goes nuts over some one eating his cheese burger, then the dude who ate his burger gets all teary eyed over his ruined jersey, pack of wankers.
Fight over a Cheese Burger (Embed)

Burger Fight

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I don't usually post fight videos but the guys in this video are to lame not to share.

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Beer, Drunk, Prison, Bar, Cheese, Burger, Fight

Backwards Bush Counter for your site

2006-07-31T05:02:00.000-07:00

Code at Backwards bush

I don't want to get to political but this Backwards Bush counter is cool, I'm pretty sure Clinton didn't have one of these. I can't believe there's over 900 days left before Bush is out. Hopefully the next Bird is a little better at laying eggs.

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Beer, Liquor, Drunk, Bush, Backwards, Counter

Beer Tongs for a frosty brew

2006-07-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

Went out last night, bought a doz and had to split that with my mate, so I only had six beers, rough stuff trying to get drunk off of that.

I would have greatly taken a warm beer but this guy doesn't like warm beer so he uses Beer Tongs (Embed)

I might try at some party, grad a beer, sit down and tape a beer to a hand. pert.

Well thats all time to figure out where I'm gonna drink tonight.

Jon Favrea talks Iron Man at Comicon (Video)

2006-07-26T04:45:00.000-07:00

I used to love watching the Robocop movies, Robocop was as a character totally believable, that's why I like hearing Jon Favrea mentioning Robocops effects and how he doesn't want to rely to heavily on computer effects in Iron Man, I can see it now, man in metal suit being pulled around by wires, it could turn out awesome.
Jon Favreas panel discussion, Comicon (Embed)

There's also another video of a panel with Todd McFarlane (creator of the Spawn comics), it gets kind of heated with all sorts of Fan Boy ooos and aaas.
Todd McFarlane panel, Comicon (Embed)

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Bob Sapp (The Beast) music video

2006-07-25T08:25:00.000-07:00

Been a few days since my last post, been a little busy,Also waiting for my bandwidth to go back up. Had a good drink up on Saturday I think it was, couple doz some wine and some Jimies, got pissed as pulled over (I was a passenger) got let off, they mistook us for gang members, I feel all though after that.

Bob Sapps tough though but only if he gets ya in the first round or he gets all puffy wuffy. I wonder how many takes this Bob Sapp music video (Embed)

took, considering that he is very active in it.

Here's a video that shows the Russian way to open a bottle of beer (Embed)

He opens it with a rock, pretty cool but ever since I've learnt how to do this properly I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any old thing that may be lying around.

To have a great party you need people who like to party, that's why I love this guys enthusiasm (Embed)

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An elephant seal, marlin and a belly flopper walk into a bar...

2006-07-20T05:47:00.000-07:00

I had an incident with a seal back in the day, I went to get a closer look at a baby seal and the mother chased m, scared the hell out of me. These stupid idiots are bothering an elephant seal (New window), dangerous game that, they can kill you by just rolling over.

The seal incident happened while I was out fishing, I love fishing especially on a sunny day with a beer in hand though I'm pretty sure that the coast line around New Zealand now has many liquor ban spots which sucks. I'd like to go deep sea fishing one day and catch me something like these Marlin fishermen (Embed)

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Now this is just cool, I didn't think liquid nitrogen (New window) would do this when dumped into a pool, looks very cool. I wouldn't mind getting my hands on some liquid nitrogen.

I haven't been to a pool in years, maybe because they're germy human filth filters, I can go to the beach for free and in winter it rains. But nothing beats seeing some fat dudes belly flopping (embed)

Bellyflop Contest

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This doesn't look real, it looks like legos or something, the video shows a bunch of building being demolished (Embed)

Demolition of 16 Buildings

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at the same time.

Well that's it for now, please check out the forum, no activity there at the moment, I hope that changes.

Beer Soaked Forum

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Beer, Fishing, Seals, Funny, Video, Videos

Picture Post

2006-07-19T21:02:00.000-07:00

Gooner365 Blog

Wormbrain

Boiledfrogs

Want to add a Photo/Banner/logo to this page with a link to your site? Email it to me along with a link and description you want added with the image or you can use the forums to submit, use this thread.

Please make images no larger than 450px in width and please only submit your own photos/banners/logos. Photos should be of a beer, party, drunk nature. Banners/logos can be anything.

This is a free link to your site/blog, a reciprocal link is not necessary but is very appreciated.

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Beer, Soaked, Clothing, Great, Cool, Links, Site, Pics

Blog post link love

2006-07-19T20:00:00.000-07:00

Haven't been able to find anything that interests me lately so postings been a bit slow.
In the forum I've posted a thread called Blog post Link Love.

Here's what it's about:

"I will be creating a blog post that will contain only images and links it will be linked to under site navigation on Beer Soaked Clothing, it will be kept up to date when new request come along.

If you have a site that you want to be linked to in that blog post, post an image in this thread along with the link and any info you want to be added under your picture."

I will post that blog post after this post, So if you want a free link back to your site and have a good picture to show off, sign up and post them in the Blog post Link Love thread.

Beer Soaked Forum

Here's the link to that post: Picture Post

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Free, Link, Back, Submit, URL, Blog

Beer Soaked Forum

2006-07-18T06:19:00.000-07:00

I decided to make a forum, it was easy to set up so I thought why not, If it's used good shit, if not who cares. I've called it Beer Soaked Forum , you can find it under site navigation at the top of the left column.

Plug your site on it if you want and the signature settings are fairly wide open.

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Big trouble in little URLS

2006-07-17T07:28:00.000-07:00

Got pissed as on Saturday night, started drinking at about 6pm, I can't really remmeber anything 7pm onwards. Not much time for blogging with the mega hangover I got from that night, so just a small post of a couple of things that helped me through my hangover.

This list of the top ten most unintentional company URLs cracked me up, how could people not check that kind of thing out.

Speaking of "Big Trouble In Little China" I was looking through recent photos on Vidilife when I happened upon this pic of the 3 bady gods atleast that's what I remember them to be. Seeing that pic gave me the erge to rent it, I haven't seen this film in years.

Free Images

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When used car salesmen go bad

2006-07-13T21:58:00.000-07:00

Usually used car sales men act like your best friend but not this ad freaking insulting and funny too.
Insulting used car ad (Video)

Here's some news no Beer connaisseur would ever want happen to him, a man has been banned from every pub in Britain, he was banned for trying to get into a pub that he was kicked out of with a chainsaw. Drunk Leather Face would be cool.

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I like to be drunk and that fridge would help

2006-07-10T08:02:00.000-07:00

Hehe... Drunk.

As seen on Break.com
Maybe they were having a go at polishing this off.

As seen on Break.com
I saw this pic awhile ago and wanted to post it and now I can thanks to that great site.

Why am I brown nosing they don't even know this blog exists.

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Huge, Beer, Fridge, Drunk, Passed, Out, Picture

Exorcist chick scares another, this dudes big and manly

2006-07-10T07:51:00.001-07:00

That exorcist chicks been scaring me since I watched it at age 6 (hmm that could explain a few things), and she seems to be scaring loads more people judging by the amount of those maze game shock videos around these days.
This ones good, big beefy dude goes flying.

Video Codes for MySpace at ENWhore.com

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Maze, Game, Scare, Video, Exorcist

Exorcist chick scares another, this dudes big and manly

2006-07-10T07:51:00.000-07:00

Video Codes for MySpace at ENWhore.com

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Maze, Game, Scare, Video, Exorcist

List of Video Sharing Sites with Embed codes

2006-07-07T04:06:00.000-07:00

I use a lot of video codes from video sharing sites on this blog and I thought I should make a list of sites that have videos with embed options.
All these sites have the code placed under or around the video player, a few have some adult content but not many.

If you know of any more great Video Sharing Sites, please leave a comment with a link to the site.

List of Video Sharing Sites

HotGet
Veoh
Bolt
Drop Shots
Firefox Flicks
Vidilife
GKKO
GoFish
Grouper
Guba
Jumpcut
Porkolt
Revver
Sharkle
Stupidvideos
Vimeo
Grinvi
NearlyGood
ClipShack
Yikers
YouAreTV
MetaCafe
vSocial
YouTube

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How to go clubbing on a budget of $100

2006-07-07T00:23:00.000-07:00

I wrote about my most expensive night out clubbing awhile back. I'm getting ready to go out now and thought this would be a good time to break down how my clubbing budget is now $100, I think most of my readers are American so if you want to follow this take about %40 off the prices I quote.

Ok first thing I do before going to the clubs is check the house for any left over alcohol, looks like I have half a bottle of wine, 2 cans of beer and a little bit of jimmies left in a hip flask. That's a good start it should last me for the trip to the super market.

Just got back from the super market and have in hand the best beer in the world, that which was on sale, $12 for a doz of Ranfurly 440s that's a lot of beer should last me into town and some.

$88 left in my budget with a doz and a little wine left, I'm going to need $8 for the train in and home or I could catch the after hours bus home which means $9 in travel money. I drink my beers traveling into town and in town until I reach the liquor ban areas, that's when I stash my left over beers in a very special place, the traffic island which has nice big bushes on it, I'll go back here a couple times through the night to stock my pockets up, this is my most important step because without the stash your alcohol intake will be very low.

Got to be careful not to be seen by the cops drinking in the liquor ban area or they'll make me pour my precious beer into the gutter.

I usually visit about 5-6 clubs in a night so I got to choose which clubs to spend my cash in, it'll cost me about $68 for 11 drinks in the clubs 9 beers and a couple tequila's which leaves me with $11 for a feed or a $2 love you long time. It's best to drink as much as you can from the stash before entering the clubs that way you'll already be drunk and most likely won't be worrying about another drink you'll be worrying about keeping it down.

that's how I go clubbing with a one hundred dollar budget. Gets you a good old drunk night out and people tend to buy you drinks when they see you haven't got a drink in front of you.

Time to head out, oh one more thing this budget doesn't take into account if one hooks up, so if you intend to hook up you'd better take an extra hundred.

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Kung Fu ku, Martial Arts clips

2006-07-05T20:15:00.000-07:00

Ninjas are the coolest but Kung Fu is better, if you believe this you should check this movie on DVD "They Call Me Bruce" also known as a "A Fistful of Chopsticks" its old but funny as hell.

I got to white belt yellow tip in my Karate days, huge achievement took me a year, I never ended up like these dudes, I'm also glad I never did it along to crazy drum and base.
Taekwon-do drum and base fight.

Bruce Lee would kick Chuck Norris ass even though Super Man wears Chuck Norris's PJs, if you know what I mean.
Bruce Lee home video

Who needs Wire Fu when people can do it for real.
Cool Wushu video, sometimes it looks like they hang in mid air.

I don't think I've ever heard of KuTaeKa - Do before, the description says it has elements of Kung Fu, Taekwondo and Karate, it's a pretty cool looking style, even has some Drunken style thrown in.
KuTaeKa - Do, it's new to me.

Some Free running, not pulled off so smoothly.

This one made laugh a little, some dudes playing ninja in back yard

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I still don't get Myspace (Video)

2006-07-04T07:06:00.000-07:00

Haven't been able to post for a few days, haven't been able to do much really. I went out Friday night and had a good drink, drunk a lot but more on that later, I thought Saturday would be a good day to recover and write a couple of posts. My brother and his girl and bubs decided to come over which is cool coz I like hanging with them but they stayed 3 days so I couldn't really getting any bloggin going on and now my connections running like crap.
Well Saturday was supposed to be my recovery day, I had a mega hang over but it was worth it because Friday was cool, I lost track of what I had drunk way before I even saw a Bar, I was shocked that I got into any bars.

Speaking of myspace, this video cleared a few things up for me but I still don't get myspace.
Myspace by The Fresh (Video)

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Ninjas are the coolest

2006-06-29T20:42:00.000-07:00

Ninjas are the coolest, when I was a kid when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I always said "I want to be a Ninja", well that never came to pass. Maybe I could master drunken style, anyway here's a couple of Ninja videos, the description says they were taken at a Ninja village in japan, they have some crazy sound effects going on, I think they would have been much better without them.

Just click on the link to expand the player.

Here's a Ninja clip 1

And here's Ninja clip 2

This post was going to be about a neat Wushu Drunken style video I saw but I can't seem to find the video for that, hopefully I will and post it later.

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Ninja, Wushu, Drunken, Style, Video, Videos

Handbag thief gets suplexed by girl (Video)

2006-06-28T08:26:00.000-07:00

This is funny, it kind of looks fake but I can't be sure on that.
Handbag thief gets suplexed (Click to expand)

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Handbag, Thief, Suplex, Girl, Video

Cool Parkour, Free running Video

2006-06-27T20:31:00.001-07:00

Awhile ago I saw something on the news about Parkour, it looked amazing, like something right out of a Jackie Chan movie. These dudes who do this must have to be super fit, I can barely stumble down a flight of stairs without busting a nut, these dudes would flip of it and land into a forward roll. I keep seeing these types of videos all over the net now, This ones one of the better ones I've seen, nice and long with some amazing moves.
Parkour Video (Click to expand)

The link that's with thi video also has loads more videos and info, 3run.co.uk

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Parkour, Free running, Street, Stunts, Video, Fit

Amazing water bottle jet pack

2006-06-27T08:32:00.000-07:00

This is amazing, this Japanese (Asian) dude straps a bunch of pumped up water bottles to his back and go about 15 up in the air, best thing I've seen all day.
Water bottle jet pack video (Click to expand)

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Choppers, lawns, Bob Saget gangsta style

2006-06-24T08:46:00.000-07:00

I'd love to have this thing, I'd mow the lawn even if it didn't need mowin then I would sit on it the rest of the day drinking beers while yelling at people walking by.

Dorks.com Funny Picture

Lawnmower Chopper

This is a cool game, try to walk the drunk character home and see how far you get, my best is 81.

Bob Saget is my hero. This music video from Jamie Kennedy has Bob Saget in it, it's cool as hell. Saget pimp slaps, trash talks and acts all gangsta. What's happening to the Full House gang, I wonder what that "Cut It Out" dudes doing these days.
Click here to watch Bob Saget gangsta style

Found most of this stuff while reading through Sexy and Funny Forums.

My most expensive night out clubbing, won't do that again

2006-06-22T07:29:00.000-07:00

Courtney Place, Wellington, New Zealand on a Saturday night is the best place to be, all the clubs, pubs, bars are lined up down this street, no annoying taxis from club to club, in one club and down the street about 5 meter's into another club. It can be expensive on a Saturday night though, Wednesday is student night and it's very cheap, but it's not as busy, due to it being in the middle of the week. On my most expensive night I went in with $800 and came out with about $200.

Let me break down that $600 night:

$90 for taxis

$30 for the first round of drinks for 5 people

$7 for first Tequila shot, followed by...

$28 for 4 more tequila's

$5 for a beer followed by...

$20 for 4 more beers

Things are starting to get a little hazzy by this point, met up with more friends

$50 on more assorted drinks (probably)

$20 door charge for a lame drum and base gig

Started shouting my friends drinks at this time

$100+ shouting drinks

Left the drum and base gig, the girls went and did their thing and the us boys went of to a strip club

$20 door charge at the strip club

$7 for a bottle of beer, thought to myself "wow that is really realy expensive" probably came out more like

"ahh fuck what". Strip clubs don't give out change they give you stripper money, I paid for my drink with a

$20 note, got back 13 stripper dollars, quickly spent that.

$30 more for stripper dollars, spent that quickly too. When the dancers see the dollars they go for gold and take as much as they can.

Left the strip club met up with some more friends...

$7 on some Burger King

back to the clubs

$10 for 2 beers

$50+ shouting more drinks

$100+ miscellaneous

Lots of dancing, partying, Clubs started closing 3am onwards, Roamed the street for awhile looking for open clubs, we finally gave up and all went home. Sad thing is I didn't hook up that night.

I promised myself that I would never spend that much out clubbing again, it was a fairly decent night, not that great but was my first time in a strip club so that's a bonus.

Next time I'll write about how I only ever spend $100 clubbing and how I achieve this.

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Gizmo to help with those 3 second beers and she let one rip (videos)

2006-06-21T07:51:00.000-07:00

Man I need me one of these gizmos, it's the old straw in a bottle trick but made all gizmo like. Lets you drink a bottle of beer in 3 seconds, that's a bottle for each round of 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
Beer gizmo video (click to expand)

Oops, this lady lets one rip at the end of a news report.
Oops, she just let one rip (click to expand)

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Guy drinks shoe polish and man falls down drunk (videos)

2006-06-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

I haven't had a beer in like a week, mainly because I've had the flu and partly due that nearly all my mates have girlfriends, funny how mates disappear when they have girlfriends. There's 3 of us without partners at the moment and it's hard to build any kind of party with those numbers, hard to pick up chicks in clubs with those numbers to, need a big group.

Anyways I sure hope I don't do anything silly like this dude and <drink shoe polish (Video expands)

BrainScar

I sure hope that's not real, can't bare the thought of the inner pain.

Now this guys pain is plain to see, apparently picked up for drink driving, it sounds so sore.

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Religious fight on Fox news

2006-06-17T06:59:00.000-07:00

This Fox reporter goes ape interviewing this crazy religious woman, the reporter even calls her the devil. All that raw public display of emotion got me feeling kind of uncomfortable, I don't know why, I'm alone watching this with the flu, if I didn't have the flu I'd be out drinking beer. The interview was about the religious nut forming an anti-gay protest at the funeral of an American soldier, which is really below the belt, it got her her 15 minutes though.

On the lighter side of religion check out this Muslim Rave , boy they really keep the beat.

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Update on streakers bikini

2006-06-17T06:15:00.000-07:00

I wrote about a streaker who is selling her bikini on trademe a couple of posts ago, back then the latest bid was at $700 it's now at over $4,000. Now her ex-boyfriend has come foward and said that the proceeds should go to him because he bought her the bikini. Funny how all this is ending up on Yahoo news, I wonder who the lucky panty sniffer will be.

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Shock treatment for flashers and nunchuck fight (videos)

2006-06-13T03:59:00.000-07:00

These two flashers must have gotten a hell of a fright, instant sexy kill.
Click to watch video

Wicker nunchuck fight, one of the dudes even gets fish-hooked, one of the better fight videos I've seen since those Kimbo videos. Wouldn't nunchucks do more damage?

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German beer bloopers and expensive bikini

2006-06-12T04:36:00.000-07:00

All that beer gone to waste, check out the video of German beer bloopers (open to another site).

A female streaker who streaked at the New Zealand vs Ireland game on Saturday is putting her 2 piece bikini up for sale on Trademe (it's a New Zealand version of ebay) to help pay for her court costs, it follows the sale of the Tana Umaga handbag which sold for over $21,000 , funny how this stuff sells.

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Hungover with the flu, what to do?

2006-06-09T18:31:00.000-07:00

I have the flu and I shouldn't have gone out last night but I did and I'm sure I gave my flu to a load of drunk people, sorry.
So I'm hungover with the flu and I can't be arsed doing much apart from looking around the net for some amusing things.

This illusion is nuts, stare at the dot, the image changes to a gray one but you will see it in color, here's a bigger version of the illusion. In my state though it kind of made me feel dizzy.

These Jerks

Video Codes for MySpace at ENWhore.com

(video drops down) need some prison lovin, they randomly beat up a couple of dudes for no reason, they could have bitch talked some before they started pounding.

The expression on the face of the first guy is priceless, hidden camera type show of a suit of armor coming alive for the tourists.

I don't think I have ever watched a full game of baseball but if every game was like this I think I would watch it a lot more, crazy baseball fight.

This is just wrong, college students take ipods over beer, I've seen so many near misses of people listening to ipods nearly getting run down on busy streets, same goes for drunks but they usually end up jumping on the hood and yelling "I'M WASTED!!!"

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Beer Pong through drunken eyes

2006-06-06T03:30:00.000-07:00

I wrote in a previous post about Beer Pong I still don't really know what it is but I still keep coming across it to much to not look into it further. It can't be as simple as banging a ping pong ball at some cups.

First of what does wiki have to say...

"Beer Pong (also known as Beirut) is an American drinking game that involves propelling a table tennis ball across a table with the aim of making the ball land in one of several cups of beer."Beer Pong Wikipedia

So it is just hitting a ball at some cups, Wikipedia goes into great detail about the rules, equipment, variations and history of the game, it also says that it's popular among high school and college students ( Naughty high school students ) and is one of Americas biggest drinking games (ahh I don't get it coz I aint American).

Time to google it (but not to much I need nap time)

National Beer Pong League Lots more variations, rules can be found here, it's got a good link list to other Beer Pong sites.

Beer Pong College Has got some info and a few pics.

If anyone knows of any other good Beer Pong sites let me know.

I think I need to see videos of the game being played that's how I learn best. Lets watch some videos.

Beer pong animation (Video)

Cool animation that clears things up a lot.

Simple game of Beer Pong (Video)

Throw the ball Bitch

Amazing Pong Shots (Video)

As seen on Break.com

Some amazing Pong shots, they must not drink much to be able to pull off shots like these.

Now that I've looked into Beer pong a little more I've realized it's about hanging out with friends, getting excited about pulling off great shots that can only be cool when drunk, getting a work out while drinking and getting piss faced rotten drunk.

Tequila Pong sounds good to me, Nude Beer Pong sounds better.

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Gorgeous women brew our beer

2006-06-05T04:32:00.000-07:00

This is a commercial for my favorite brand of beer Tui, It's been on TV here for awhile now, I just stumbled upon it at Dailymotion , LOL Brucetta and Daveina.

Click to watch video

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Throwing back 6 beers fast, my hero

2006-06-01T04:11:00.000-07:00

I used to be able to throw back beers like this but years of smoking and partying have caught up with me, I'm lucky if I get through a shot of Tequila without wanting to fill the loo up with happy time juices. He almost brought it back up but he held on to it, good man. The description over at Break.com says he's a Dartmouth student.

Click here to watch video

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This is why you should never drink and drive

2006-05-31T04:08:00.000-07:00

This is why you should never drink and drive... You may be caught in an embarrassing video, but seriously don't drink and drive. Needs some funny sound effects.

Click here to watch video

Drunken Moped (3.5 mb) on Vimeo

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The drunk Russian

2006-05-30T04:09:00.000-07:00

Classic drunken behavior, wasn't expecting him to just pop up like that, dude kind of looks freaky.

Click here to watch video

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Video of Steve-O, weed, Paris Hilton and the cops

2006-05-28T19:21:00.000-07:00

This is a video of the Steve-O showing weed to the cops and getting let off and Paris Hilton hitting a car and also getting let off, I think O-Reilly is making to much of a big deal out of it, Paris was trying to escape the papos and Steve-O seems to want to get arrested, celebrities eh, who could live without them?

Click here to watch video

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Video of E3 game girls.

2006-05-23T04:12:00.000-07:00

This is why I play games, for the girls who pretend to be in to them. I going to love you all night long baby... as soon as I finish this level.

Click here to watch video

Video Codes for MySpace at ENWhore.com

E3 game girls.

E3 Game Babes Video

Video of Steve-O drunk on a plane

2006-05-18T14:57:00.000-07:00

It would be insane to drink with Steve-O, this video is of Steve-O drunk on a plane, burning himself with smokes and getting kicked off.

You used to be able to smoke on planes right? Growing up in the PC generation sucks balls, in my dads days the police couldn't tell the difference between weed plants and tomato plants and if they did they would smoke a bowl with them, cars didn't have seat belts and cars weren't made of this plastically amalgam alloy watchyamacallit they were made of STEEL, you wouldn't get your beers confiscated just because you were in a liquor ban area and you could wear funky as clothing and still be cool, you could smoke in bars and not get dirty looks, but that's cool coz the smoking area is usually better than in the clubs. A stick and a tennis ball were all a kid needed to have fun with their mates and I would love to have a "hiking 20 miles in the snow" story to tell my future children but all I can say is "mum dropped me a block from the school in her mini van"

But it ain't all bad, I can now TiVo all my favorite TV shows.

Click here to watch video

Video Codes for MySpace at ENWhore.com

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Ninja and other text generators

2006-05-06T19:16:00.000-07:00

Ninja generator Hehe this is cool, gives you the options to save the image as a GIF and also the code to link to the image from their site.

I've seen these Einstein generated pics around a lot, the first time I saw one I thought it was real.

There's also this one for Dummies covers

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Screwed up photos from 2hot2handle

2006-04-21T21:43:00.000-07:00

Some screwed up images I took T 2hot2handle, some interesting effects in these, or I could be a total crappy photo taker. I think the first image is the most interesting, kind of like a chariot or something.

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Sexy, Car, Show, Babes, Photos, hot2handle

Car shows babes and beers for all

2006-04-21T05:00:00.000-07:00

Some car show videos to enjoy while sipping on your favorite beer.

And some car show pics beer bong by.

Full credit to all, give em some love.

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Drunkin fun

2006-04-20T07:58:00.000-07:00

A few pics from webshots, drunkin fun is always good.

Something I've always wanted to be able to do

2006-04-20T04:30:00.000-07:00

Opening a beer bottle with a lighter, I've never gotten the nack for it, I always get my chick mates to do it for me. The one that gets me though is when these same chicks use their teeth LOL.

kholera.com has a nice little guide on how to open a beer with a lighter, very cool some other ideas also in the comments.

Beer Bottle Lighter Trick

Beer Pong

2006-04-11T17:41:00.000-07:00

What the hell is Beer Pong, is it a drinking game. I seem to be coming across beer pong a lot lately

zippyvideos.com

Beer Pong Video

Speed illustration Friday

2006-04-09T06:26:00.000-07:00

Learning some photoshop, havin some fun, hmm looks like a banner, I should make a banner for the blog.
Bullety speed.
I coulda made the bullet better.

Drinking games, know any

2006-04-06T19:18:00.000-07:00

There are 2 drinking games I play a lot "red or black" and "21" I know a few more but these are easy to play.

Red or Black, you play with a deck of cards, one person is the dealer and all you do is guess red or black, if you get it wrong you scull and go again until you get it right, then it goes along to the next person.

21, Take turns counting, you can 1 or 2 or 3, you can count 3 times max and then it passes to next player who counts 4 or 5 or 6 they can count 4 to 5 and pass to next person or even just 4 and so on until someone reaches 21, who ever lands on 21 has to scull. The person who landed on 21 then makes up a rule for a number, for example: instead of saying 9 you have to bark like a dog, and then the game starts over with the new rule in place, each time a person hits 21 they scull and make up a new rule.
The game could end up being something like this:

1 2 birdie , jump 5, do a hand stand, 7 8 bark like a dog, 10 11 , 12, 13 14 15, 16, meow, 18 19 20, 21: scull and make up a new rule for a number not used.

Dang 21 is actually pretty complicated.

These 2 are my favorite drinking games, I know a few others but not many.

Any one know of any other drinking games? Go on share it.

Drinking Game Red Black 21 Share Games

Burnouts and a drunken comment, dont drink and drive that's for sure

2006-04-06T08:11:00.000-07:00

Hehe going hard burnout styles, broad daylight is gutsy.
I'm a bit drunk right now, LOL what would you expect from the runner of a blog called Beer Soaked Clothing ese whomp whomp maengre.

Check out the user from vsocial, I'm sure he got more.

Car Fast Burnout Cool Extreme Drive

Arnold Schwarzenegger and japan, SNL Chris Farley and Adam Sandler

2006-04-05T06:11:00.000-07:00

Chris Farley and Adam Sandler SNL skit.

Dang this is freaky, Arnold Schwarzenegger in a japanese ad, starts out innocent enough then goes all kinds of wacky, ends with ole Arny laughing maniacally.

Posted by dudes at Vsocial , look their handles are in the video players.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Japan SNL Farley Sandler Maniacally

More car babes, Need For Beer

2006-04-04T06:19:00.000-07:00

Man i need a better camera or i need to get better with my camera or was i drunk i can't remember, Car babes are the bestus.

And heres a video.

Cars Babes Bikini Beer Sexy

Street fights Cop dogs and the Irish

2006-03-30T07:08:00.000-08:00

Well was in town last night drunk as, with a few mates when along came a bunch of Irish dudes, well a friend of a friend decided he wanted to fight them all by himself, LOL no real reason for it, They all argued for abit when along came the police with a dog handler, man those cop dogs are vicious it was in the back of the police car going hard out couldn't see it tinted windows but man was that car shaking, The crowd got dispersed and we all went our own ways.

But those cop dogs are crazy, I'd defiantly run if that was let loose around me.

Beer Fight

Beer for Belgian schools and ground views.

2006-03-28T06:08:00.000-08:00

Beer in schools? imagine that instead of milk, I woulda gone to school everyday.

Views from the ground, actually rather pretty laying on the ground at the train station, I can't remember taking this photo.

Beer Photo Train Belgium

Drunken Chess is the best.

2006-03-27T03:47:00.000-08:00

I was playing chess drunk with my brother when I thought I had made the best chess move ever, so I took a photo of the chess board, I don't know why I thought it was the best chess move ever I don't even really know how to play the game.

Can you see the move coz I can't.

Beer Drunk Chess Game

Autosalon - wish I had beer!!

2006-03-25T01:08:00.000-08:00

Went to a thing called autosalon , its a car and lifestyle show, it was held at the Events centre queen's wharf Wellington. Lots of cool cars and lots of nice car babes. Wish I had beer , if I had some beers I might of walked away with an autographed poster or something.

Here's some car pics:

here's a babe pic:

Beer Cars Autosalon Babes Sexy

Man this is a Hard Out shot

2005-11-09T13:38:00.000-08:00

Flickr link to photo
Creative commons

Found this photo on flickr, i realy like it eh, the dudes facial is hard out.

Probably old "church signs"

2005-11-03T17:41:00.000-08:00

churchsigngenerator

News worthy of a beer

2005-11-02T17:52:00.000-08:00

Funny pic, Attu's Drink your boat

Wouldnt this just piss you off, Woman Used Stolen Card in Lottery

These dudes must not have been to any parties when they were young, your only abstinent until your not. Debate rages on use of cervical cancer vaccine

Creepy playstation fans, Hardcore playstation

Scientists reverse engineering UFOs, can anyone make any sense out of this article?Energy-momentum tensor for the electromagnetic flux in an extraterrestrial UFO

Somethings i found interesting

2005-10-27T02:30:00.000-07:00

Lol dude this dude needs to stop drinking.

Comedy central clip i think. Fat kid selling beer on the street.

Click to see Video

Found these from video web host sites. Lol tupac.
They give out the code to link to their clips.

note: (The sites that these link to may contain adult stuff)

Bridge of memorys

2005-10-25T19:53:00.000-07:00

Do you remember the first time u got drunk? I do and it was under this bridge, our friend who looked older bought some beer from the local bottle store. We sat there drinking, i was trying not to let on that i hadnt really drunk much before, each sip made me almost throw up but i battled it out and got drunk for the first time.
lol sounds like i lost something.

Don't offer to jumpstart a strangers car.

2005-10-25T03:16:00.000-07:00

We were in a strange town pretty drunk, saw a strange dude with car trouble, two of us offered to give him a push, they ended up 500 metres down the road and the dude didn't even offer them a beer. Not that funny but it is to me

The container of beer

2005-10-25T02:30:00.000-07:00

I'm just being silly but that's the most beautiful site in the world, the container of beer is a most wonderful thing in the worl... Well at least on a Friday night, i'm not an alcoholic. Mmmmm tequila also.

Beer and video phones.

2005-10-24T17:14:00.000-07:00

Click to see Video of me making sounds

Beer and video phones go together well, your bound to catch moments like this. Thats me making that sound (warning graphic sound).

Video Phones

Howdy

2005-10-23T18:10:00.000-07:00

I party alot, I drink alot, I have loads of stories and pictures and i like the internet.
Beer and computer dont really mix well so ill post the night after, when im hungover and carefull not to make any sudden movements and all i have to drink is water to help the aspirin go down.

"Moi Grande"